| "POOP STRONG". It's not just a saying, it's a way of life. Are you upset that you do not have a ribbon or a pin or a tattoo that shows the world you care about breast cancer, leukemia, spousal abuse, the starving children in Bangladesh, the tragedy in Darfur, global warming, global cooling, or Liza Minelli? Rest easy. We are here. With this simple wristband you can show the world you care. Poop Strong, For the Children. Numerous naturopaths, holistic healers, and shamans can attest to the health benefits of a good, strong, daily poop. Combine this with the knowledge that you are doing it FOR THE CHILDREN and watch your attitude and life improve. We guarantee that by wearing this wristband you will align all of your chakras, and that your chi will improve by 79.6%. As you experience the benefits of this wondrous bracelet (pictured below) we will be posting your testimonials on this site. What's the cost? 3$ American through paypal. Click the 'buy now' button below to order. 100% of our profits will go to spreading the POOP STRONG way of life and philosophy. Sleep well and POOP STRONG, FOR THE CHILDREN. Manny Poopsalot, CEO (& The POOP STRONG Team) The POOPSTRONG logo and brand are trademarked and copyrighted and are not to be reproduced without the permission of POOPSTRONG incorporated. Inquiries may be directed to MANNYPOOPSALOT@YAHOO.COM |
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| 100% organic latex. Debossed. White lettering is temporary and a byproduct of our precise manufacturing process. The wristband is solid 'nuclear poo' orange. Please note, piece of poo not included, but, with the aid of this bracelet, you can make your own. |